Amazing study proving the possible existence of what appears to be evidence that there might be a creator!

This Study was conducted on Sunday morning between 7 and 9 by a panel off one enthusiastic researcher, self trained in the use of the infallible technique of the eliminating evidence in the software package of Google.

The idea started forming at first light, our researcher was in the process of answering to a call from nature, actually it was more like a shout from nature as he nearly shat his pants shortly before.

As he tried to reconstruct what happened last night after 7:45pm he realized that the last thing he could remember was that his son had to take over the process of turning the meat on the barbeque at  Fred’s place. 
Now he knows there were several girls at the barbeque that somehow had the power to turn his wife into an old television set for a few days, you can see the picture but no sound. Funny how you are not allowed to mention that tits seem to look better on other chicks.

Well this got him thinking.

He understands that:

1.       He loves his barbecue, or as he would lovingly call it  “BRAAI”

2.       His wife hates it.

3.       He will get pissed at any braai, even if the neighbours are having a braai. (Who have stopped inviting him to theirs and refuse to come to his) The wonderful aroma of a wood fire and the smell of Ohh that wonderful meat that cannot be savoured without beer.

4.  He will have done things that cannot be undone, things that he will not be aware of until his loving wife points them out(In detail only required in a episode of CSI) to him the next morning, and will pop up in conversations years later, things that he is not proud of at home or at church, but somehow it seem pretty funny at the next braai. 

Now as our main man seated on the white throne, contemplates what he would have to sacrifice in order to bring back the favor of the one person he fears more than anything in this world, while he is sober  “The wife”

 He realize that last month at the wedding of  Ben’s firstborn the pastor was talking about how the Israelites had to put a goat or a sheep on the fire for God! FUCK God loves a BBQ, Yes man!

Why has he never realized this before, he himself has been created in the image of God and that proves what he does at a braai must be how God created him and it must be good!

The revelation of God enjoying a few beers in heaven and Moses his son turning the meat starts to form a picture in our hero’s head. 
He can see it clearly now, how the creativity starts to flow in heaven, and the things that are done now cannot be undone.

To prove this theory here is the comprehensive study conducted Sunday morning while the kids were still asleep.

Our main man know that God has created man depended on water, he feels it now, shit he is thirsty.

So when God was sober He made sure that his creation had enough water, in fact 70% of the earth is covered in water.

Then one night as Moses was turning the meat and the Israelites were singing a nice sing-along.

I’m sure this one was not on purpose, but you know, after a six pack or two you my drop something that you did not intend to drop?

Then you say something like Oh clumsy me, there I dropped the salt in the ocean, Hehehehe   Ah fuck, hic deal with it my lovelies hehehehe.

   

And so to prove my theory beyond the shadow of my Doubt, here is some graphical evidence of God’s sober and drunk creations!

SOBER

DRUNK

SOBER

DRUNK, WEED, PILLS?

SOBER

DRUNK

Now I would like to challenge any one to bring me better proof of a God created in the image of man!

No animal or any other things were hurt by this study except my head, but as the headache was present before the study was conducted I don’t think it counts.

Disclaimer:

If I pissed off any other scientist or gods with this brilliant layout of true facts, I apologize as it was not intentionally done to piss you off, it was more done so that I can share the revelation of creation with you.

Cheers from God and Me.

Now I will not face the Wife alone!